Funny Themed Fortunes!
Fortune messages with the category of: Funny.
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| Message |
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| Pick another Fortune Cookie. |
| About time I got out of that cookie. |
| The fortune you seek is in another cookie. |
| Don't eat the paper. |
| Oops...Wrong cookie. |
| You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies. |
| A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food. |
| Error 404: Fortune not found |
| Ignore previous cookie. |
| You laugh now, wait till you get home. |
| I am worth a fortune. |
| You have rice in your teeth. |
| When hungry, order more Chinese food. |
| Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie. |
| Two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday. |
| This fortune no good. Try another. |